The Australian Adventures of Dijon McMustard

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godlegos:

milkydayy:

i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something

it’s been less than one day and we’re already shipping it

yahoo has no idea what it’s just done

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khuzd:

sorry about the smell

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cokeflow:

just-your-average-bean:

cokeflow:

when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god

You discuss me. Period.

no I discussed why I don’t believe in god

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cradily:

did somebody say

cute boys

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ruinedchildhood:

Pooh, you selfish piece of shit

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thinksnake:

mx-magpie:

australiantragic:

averageface:

vegemite is actually awesome but see the thing is foreigners (usually americans) (but also the british) are dumb and assume it’s like peanut butter or nutella or something and spread it like an inch high and then complain when it tastes like shit u have to get the ratio right man its acidic you only need a tiny bit to make the toast not bland

The Truth About Vegemite: A Novel.

Dude, we (the British) have marmite. It’s pretty much the same thing. We know where you’re coming from.

How dare you blaspheme by suggesting that marmite is in any way similar to the holy goodness that is vegemite.

missatralissa:

thecarpetcrawlers:

theworldhereinmymind:

Game of Thrones 90s era by Mike Wrobel

THIS is fucking cool.

Wait, is Joffrey’s gun an NES Zapper?

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thirtywhacks:

That dog is really not please with his choices.

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