when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
vegemite is actually awesome but see the thing is foreigners (usually americans) (but also the british) are dumb and assume it’s like peanut butter or nutella or something and spread it like an inch high and then complain when it tastes like shit u have to get the ratio right man its acidic you only need a tiny bit to make the toast not bland
The Truth About Vegemite: A Novel.
Dude, we (the British) have marmite. It’s pretty much the same thing. We know where you’re coming from.
How dare you blaspheme by suggesting that marmite is in any way similar to the holy goodness that is vegemite.